The good wife´s guide: 8
“Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children´s hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing that part. Minimise all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise oft the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encorage the children to be qiuet.”
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